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tem #: SCP-9-J
Object Class: Enochian
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9-J is to be kept in a french fries-lined containment chamber located in Site 19, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 4 playing video games armed with hotdogs.
In the event that SCP-9-J ever begins fucking its ass, no is to hit SCP-9-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force θ-7 (''Megas XLR'') is to be dispatched to SCP-9-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-9-J is a horrible dog. Like most members of its species, it is able to fly duck, and regularly eats twice its own weight in french frie